Police Confirm Owen Wilson Suicide Attempt

Some people are saying it was over his recent breakup with Kate Hudson. I don't know, just hope he gets whatever help he needs because killing yourself should never be option.

John Singleton Involved In Fatal Car Accident

Singleton wasn't drunk, so if this isn't yet another example of why you should cross on the green and not in-between, I don't know what is.

Foxy Brown Getting Married?!?

The trainwreck that is Foxy Brown’s life gets worse. She recently told the New York Post that she’s pregnant and getting married in September. Her fiancee must be insane, don't be surprised if a reality show is on its way.

Halle Berry Pregnant?

Hey, if she is pregnant than more power to Halle. And if the kid is bi-racial, great. After all the crap Halle's been through with Black dudes, she deserves happiness with whoever can help her get there.

Damon Dash Going Broke???

Not too surprising considering all his failed business ventures, but reaching out to Jay-Z had to be extra hard on the ego, especially one as big as Dame's.

Chris Rock Cleared In Parternity Suit

I swear, all those golddiggers out there need to just get a life. Or better yet, how about a job?

Kim Porter Quote of the Day!

"I will never sit here and say that Puffy -or any man - is 100 per cent faithful. I just don't believe it. Some of you are, but I'm not going to sit here and say that I didn't believe that he cheated on me. I would never say that. I'm aware that he's cheated."

- actress/model Kim Porter on ex-boyfriend Sean "P-Diddy" Combs

Thandie Newton Admits To Bullimia

Figures that ol' girl would've suffered from the white girl's disease at one point in her life considering how much of an Oreo she is.

Eddie Murphy Admits To Being A BabyDaddy

You just know Eddie's regretting getting with Scary Spice and now he has to pay the price. At least he's doing the right thing by taking responsibility for his 6th kid.

R. Kelly To Finally Face Child Pornography Charges

Still can't believe that it took more than 5 years to get R. Kelly into court (says a lot about the state of our criminal justice system). I personally think that Kelly will eventually be found guilty of some child porn and even statutory rape charges and for that he should do some serious time. Hope while he's locked up he can still make some music tho'.

Britney Spears Kids Cry For Help

This cover story from USWeekly is hilarious, ingenious and most importantly, sure to sell a lot of issues. By the way, Britney and K-Fed have are offically over now, so Britney's free to marry again.

Usher Calls Off Wedding

As much as I respect Usher's love for older women, I always had a bad feeling about his (now-ex?) fiancee. Only because even from afar, you could tell she was pretty demanding, she's got 3 kids already and you just know that she played a part in the rift between him and his mom. So obviously Usher had second thoughts all along and thank goodness he called the wedding off because this marriage had "bad future" written all over it. And I'm sure that he'll do right by his kid regardless of whether or not he gets back together with Tamika.

Beyonce Falls Face-First!

Apparently her record company has shut down the exclusive footage of Beyonce falling flat on her face so it's no longer available on YouTube, but thank goodness for TMZ! Serves her right for trying to be Tina Turner.

Lindsay Lohan: "I'm Innocent"

This chick doesn't just need help, she needs to find God before it's too late.

Drew Carey Picked To Host "Price Is Right"

Carey's name came out of nowhere so I didn't think he had a realistic chance, but Drew's funny and has plenty of experience in front of live audiences so he should make for a great host.