Lindsay Lohan Jailed For 84 Minutes

Yeah, because the criminal justice system definitely does not favor celebrities.

Lindsay Lohan Checks Out Of Rehab

Now the question has she learned anything from her most recent rehab stint? Al least enough to quit putting herself and others in harm's way? I highly doubt it. Spoiled rich young celebrity's with bad parents just never seem to learn until it's too late.

Lindsay Lohan: "I'm Innocent"

This chick doesn't just need help, she needs to find God before it's too late.