Coco, Ice-T To Do Reality Show

Ok, but I get the feeling that heads will watch this way more to see Coco's fine ass than Ice-T's old mug.

Paris Hilton "Has A New Outlook On Life"

Frankly speaking I don't think she's gonna change one bit. And she needs to quit griping about her jailtime because she deserved every minute of it.

Kelly Rowland Is An Idiot

It's one thing to stand up for your BFF, but it's another to lie to them, much less the general public. Beyonce is a horrible actress, we all know that, but who cares? She's a great singer, she's beautiful and besides being the best at what he does, her man loves her more than he loves himself. Beyonce will be right without that Oscar Kelly, so why don't you do yourself a favor and stop kissing her ass and concentrate on you now.

Tom Sizemore Gets Jail Time

I always liked Sizemore as an actor, but he seriously needs to let go of his personal demons. It's not funny.

Tony Soprano Is Definitely Sleeping With The Fishes

Well, maybe he is.

Eddie Murphy Is A BabyDaddy

I always believed Mel B.'s claims that Eddie was her babydaddy, but the more that comes out about her personal life, the more I can understand why Eddie wanted no part of this.

Isaiah Washington Says "They Fired The Wrong Guy"

ABC was wrong to fire Washington, after all this is the same network that did nothing to Rosie O'Donnell after she insulted Asian people on "The View". But instead of being mad at T.R. Knight, if I was Isaiah I'd direct some anger at Katherine Heigl who kept running her big, fat mouth about the alleged incident and more likely helped get Washingtom fired moreso than Knight or Isaiah did himself.

Paris Hilton's Neighbor's Fear Her Return

As much as I despise Paris Hilton, this ruckus being caused by her neighbors is dumb. What? Did they just find out that a celebrity/tabloid whore lived in their midst?

Jessica Alba Quote of the Day!

"I just wanted to see what it was like to be with different people. I don't think a girl's a slut if she enjoys sex . . . I'm the kind of girl who looks over in the morning and is like, "Do you really have to be here? I don't need to cuddle and do all that stuff because I know what it is and I don't try to make it more."

- actress Jessica Alba on her appreciation for one-night stands

Kelly Clarkson Says That She's Never Been In Love

. . . could it be because sometimes she comes off, er shall we say, a little bitchy? She's still hella cute tho.

Tila Tequila On The Cover of Penthouse

Personally, I think that Tila Tequila is nothing but an overrated skank, but she is the Queen of MySpace and she sure knows how to market herself to the point that she's on the new Penthouse cover.

Jennifer Aniston Is Not Adopting

Well, too bad for the next poor kid overseas waiting to be taken in by a rich, white celebrity with guilt complex (much less seeking tons of press).

Frankie From "The Real World San Diego" Is Dead

I only remembered this girl because she left her "Real World" roommates early and because while she was on the show she put me on to "cutting". What a sad life she seemed to lead, hopefully she's in a better place now.

Lisa Bonet Is Pregnant With 3rd Kid!

Wow! I always thought that she just had that one kid with Lenny Kravitz. Even with those sunglasses on you can tell that she's still hella FINE tho!

Paris Hilton Gets Out Of Jail Early

For "medical considerations"?!? Once again the criminal justice system shows it's true racist colors.

Tom Cruise & Katie Holmes To Have More Kids?

Sure sounds like Katie is ready. No word on what lil' Suri thinks, but with all the attention she gets now I'd imagine that she can't be too pleased.

The Game Could Be Going To Prison Soon

All because of a basketball game? What a sore loser.