Friday, February 6, 2009

Serius Jones vs. Moonface Classic Fight Club Battle!



That kid Moonface definitely gave Serius a run for the cheddar.

Thursday, February 5, 2009

Somebody Tried To Poison Deelishis!



Personally, I don't blame anyone for trying to poison this ho, who apparently just left her fiancee so she can go back to showing her ass crack. "We as women have to set an example..." Yeah, whatever you say idiot.

Tuesday, February 3, 2009

Fergie Disses Shanice!


BlackStarNews.com:
Miss Black Eyed Pea got peed off after being upstaged at a recent celebrity golf tournament thrown by Michael Jordan in the Bahamas. During one of Fergie's numbers, the pop star proceeded to pass the mic around to different celebrities in the audience. Eventually, the singer approached Actor/Comedian Flex Alexander (Snakes on a Plane/ UPN's One on One) who, by the way, was one of the players in the tournament and is one of the top 10 celebrity golfers (celebritygolf.com).

Conceding that he is not the best of singers, Flex suggested that Fergie hand the mic to his wife, Pop/R&B sensation, Shanice. WHAT'D HE DO THAT FOR, because all hell broke loose when Fergie obliged, much to her chagrin. Shanice, although put on the spot in her shyness, proceeded to give a modest sampling of what she can do with a mic, which brought the audience to their feet, giving the star a standing ovation, which subsequently vexed Fergie into a fit of rage to the point of snatching the mic out of the bashful diva's hand. Fergie then proceeded to take out a few dollars and stuff it down Shanice's bra, in a pathetic attempt to further discredit the lady.
Not yet satisfied with the level of her outburst, the trollop then asked Shanice what her name was, well aware that she grew up with Shanice while they worked together on the '80s tv show, Kids Incorporated, and has obviously run into her at random entertainment events that they were both in attendance for. After Shanice answered with perplexity, Fergie continued the vendetta by repeating Shanice's name to the a-listed audience, but pronouncing her name wrong.

After the show, everybody enthusiastically ran up to Shanice, telling her that she killed it; raving about how she "sang her behind off." Many people stated that they wished Fergie had let Shanice keep the mic because, in their words, Fergie sucked and Shanice was fantastic. Several people stated that they were angered at the way Fergie disrespected Shanice and vowed to never support Fergie again.
No offense to Shanice, but the best thing that can come out of this news is the Black-Eyed Peas next album going wood.

50 Cent Takes Rick Ross' Babymama Shopping





This video is hilarious, but calling Mr. Officer mom's one of the Klumps was unnecessary.
I mean, damn homie.

Vivica A. Fox Can Be Your New Psychic Friend!




Damn Vivica, its come to this?!? Maybe Jada Pinkett can pull some strings, bring Vivica's character back from the dead and get somebody to do a "Set It Off 2" real quick or something, poor girl obviously needs some help.

Friday, January 30, 2009

Maury Dealing With Out-Of-Control Teen Girls!



I blame single motherhood, anyone ever notice that the dads are almost never around here?

Wednesday, January 28, 2009

Kelly Rowland Is Officially No Longer Beyonce's Friend


MTV.com:
Destiny's Child sang on their 2000 hit "Independent Woman" that they depend on themselves to pay their own bills. Perhaps founding member Kelly Rowland is taking that motto to heart.

The singer announced in a joint statement Wednesday (January 28) with Matthew Knowles that the two are severing their working relationship. Knowles is Beyoncé's father and manages her, in addition to her sister Solange , and Destiny's Child. He also oversaw Rowland's career since she her first solo LP, 2002's Simply Deep.

"Mathew Knowles has been a positive influence in my career," Rowland said in the statement. "I have had great success under his guidance — both as a member of Destiny's Child and with my solo projects. Although we have decided to part ways professionally, the Knowles family and the entire Music World Entertainment team will always be my family."

Destiny's Child split in 2005 but have maintained the split is not permanent.

Of course this is all Beyonce's fault. Kelly never got a chance to shine on her own in Destiny's Child and Beyonce could've featured Kelly on one of her hit singles after she went solo--I mean that's what friends do, right? I say for her next record Kelly needs to record a diss track and put Bey on blast.

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Monday, January 26, 2009

Amy Fisher: Porn Queen


Examiner.com:

Remember Amy Fisher? The now infamous woman, who at the age of 17 shot the wife of her then 35-year old lover Joey Buttafuoco, is currently starring in a pay-per-view adult film.

Fisher, 34, told Fleshbot.com she has "a fascination with the adult world," and thinks "it's very cool."

The film titled “Amy Fisher: Totally Nude & Exposed” became available January 12 and will run through February.

Fisher isn’t new to the adult industry. In October 2007, Amy's then estranged husband Lou Ballera sold a sex tape of the couple to a Los Angeles based adult entertainment company. Despite legal bickering between the two parties, the video was eventually released in January of 2008. Coincidently, Fisher and Ballera reconciled by the film’s launch. (Sounds like a publicity stunt to me.)

Fisher's current pay-per-view special has its limitations. In an interview, the adult star says the film solely contains female-only scenes because to her husband, Ballera, “that doesn’t seem like cheating." Amy adds, "To me, none of it seems like cheating---it’s just having a good time. And there are a lot of great looking guys out there who I would love to work with."
Damn, once a skank always a skank I guess. But I saw this whore on some talk show not too long back with her husband and two kids saying that she'd really turned her life around. And is she on drugs with that nonchalant "none of this seems like cheating" line, or just stupid? Most likely both.

Sunday, January 25, 2009

Lil' Kim Upset With Naturi Haughton Over "Notorious" Portrayal


HipHopDX.com:

Despite critical acclaim for Naturi Haughton for her portrayal of Lil Kim in “Notorious, the Queen Bee is still not having it.

A war of words erupted in the weeks leading up to the release of the Biggie biopic, with Lil Kim vowing to “expose” Faith Evans and Big’s mother, Voletta Wallace.

In a new statement that appeared on Bossip, Kim stated that she was in love with the late Christopher Wallace, and the feeling was mutual.

“I feel like I was not portrayed how I should have been in this movie," she said. "I was in love with BIG and he was in love with me. I was never a JUMP-OFF, I know this and BIG knew this. I wasn’t even able to choose who I wanted to portray me in this movie. I would have never picked Naturi, she doesn’t have a Lil Kim aura at all! She looks nothing like I looked back then. We have NO similarities.”

Kim went on to call Haughton’s performance “dreadful” and hinted at legal action over the film.

“Another thing is, I have been dealing with legal matters as far as them not wanting to pay me and shit for this movie, got a lawyer involved, so everything is cool with that, but it still doesn’t change my views and feelings. This is truly Faith and Ms. Wallace’s movie. And Ms. Wallace is right, this isn’t a Lil’ Kim movie and it’s not about me. I didn’t want it to be about me, I wanted it to be REAL though. And that it is NOT. I take no part in this movie and have nothing to do with it.”

Personally, I don't blame Kim for being pissed. Haughton gave a decent performance in the flick, but she clearly had no business playing Kim due to skin tone alone. Clearly this was a slight by Faith and Ms. Wallace to start up a beef that most folks probably thought was long dead. As for legal action tho, I'm no lawyer, but from the little I know Kim would have to prove that the flick damaged her career or rep or something like that before she could take 'em to court for say, defamation. And considering her career is pretty much in the toilet these days, much less her rep and her grill, all in all I'd say it'd be a waste of time going anyway with this as far as legal action. Now if Kim dished all the Biggie, Faith, Junior Mafia and whatever other hip-hop dirt she's got in some huge tell-all or something, that'd be somethin', maybe even make the NYTimes best-sellers list. Shit, I know I'd cop it.

Friday, January 23, 2009

Eva Mendes Named "Most Desirable Woman In the World"


SFGate.com:

Actress Eva Mendes has been crowned the Most Desirable Woman in the world by a new online survey.

The star topped a poll that received more than 10 million votes, beating the likes of Scarlett Johansson and Bajan beauty Rihanna, who could only manage seventh and eight place respectively.

The sexy actress also beat Megan Fox who last year was crowned the Sexiest Woman in the World by FHM magazine.

And Mendes is ecstatic she beat such tough competitors to be named the favorite on AskMen.com.

She says, "Of all the qualities I find attractive in a man, paying me such a compliment tops my list. Thanks, guys."

Beauty. Brains. Activist. Role model. Scene-stealing actress. Classy. The kind of woman your mom would love. What more can a man ask for? My only gripe is Rihanna being on this list. I mean, Rihanna?!? Anyway, congrats to Eva for an award that's well-deserved!

Monday, January 19, 2009

"Spider-Man 4" To Shoot In 2010


RadarOnline.com:
Looks like Spider-Man 4 will reach the big screen in May, 2011.

Actor
J. K. Simmons -- who stars as J. Jonah Jameson, publisher of The Daily Bugle, tells MTV News from Sundance that he's been told to be ready to go next year.

Star
Tobey Maguire is set to play Peter Parker and his webslinging alter-ego, and Kirsten Dunst has said she's ready to talk about re-upping as Mary Jane. Sam Raimi will be back to direct the fourth installment.

Though no villains have been announced, speculation has The Lizard as the main bad guy (his alter ego, Dr. Connors, was introduced in
Spider-Man 2) with Carnage as support (think Spider-Man 3 Venom, only in red).

Simmons says he doesn't expect his role to be enlarged -- and, frankly, hopes it isn't.
"I have no desire to make Triple-J more of the focus of those movies," he said. "The amount that I did in 1, 2 and 3, is just exactly right. Like be the wolf. Come in, blow in, do a week, blow out, be the comic relief, and hit the road. And let Tobey and everybody else do the heavy lifting."
The Lizard and Carnage? What about Spidey's greatest villain IMO, the Hobgoblin?