Sean Young Enters Rehab

I had a huge crush on this chick ever since she was in "Stripes", but thank goodness I never got to make a move because she's definitely NUTS!!!

New Kids Making A Comeback?!?

Damn, if this is true, cats must really be enduring some hard times. I could swear one of them was on the "Surreal Life" not too long back.

Heath Ledger R.I.P.

This is pretty shocking news considering that Ledger wasn't known for drug use. Guess there won't be any "Brokeback" sequel. Prayers to his family and friends.

A Gentler Simon Cowell?

Not if "American Idol" wants to stay as popular as it is now because I know for me Simon's brutal honesty is the only reason to watch AI.

Ever since she hooked up with Jerry Seinfeld while on her honeymoon with her ex-husband I've always had a serious dislike for Jessica Seinfeld. If it turns out that she is a plagiarizer my suspicions about her narcissistic ways will be confirmed.

Britney's Officially Gone Mental, To Appear On Dr. Phil

If she really has bipolar than that would certainly explain a lot, but I say all her craziness of late is more about Britney's parents, the downfalls of young stardom and getting with Kevin Federline.

TMZ has all the news you need on Britney's latest meltdown.

Eddie Murphy Gets Hitched To Tracie Edmonds

No word yet if half of the 25 guests in attendance were Eddie's kids, but they do make for a good-looking couple.

Roselyn Sanchez Gets Engaged

Damn, I've been in love with this chick since she was in "Rush Hour 2" and she goes and does this to me?

Mischa Barton Busted For DUI

I've never watched "The O.C." in my life, but don't you just love celebrity mug shots?

Tailor Made and New York Are Engaged!

New York surprised everyone including me by picking Tailor Made a couple of weeks ago, but it's certainly sounding more and more like she made the right choice.

Will Smith Is A Legend

Will's latest flick sets records at the box office, proving once again Will is the biggest star in Hollywood today.

Eva and Tony Are Not Breaking Up!

Apparently the rumors are not true about Tony sleeping around behind Eva's back. Guess all bets are off . . . for now, tho I still say 3 to 5 years, tops.

Jessica Alba Is With Child

The Queen of Hot is kindly redistributing her DNA to make sure her presence is felt for at least another 100 or so years. We should all thank her.

Lauren Conrad Admits That "The Hills" Does 'Re-Enactments'

I knew that it wasn't just a coincidence that LC would keep running into Heidi all the time this season, but regardless of the "re-enactments", "The Hills" is still one of my favorite reality shows.

Vivica Fox Accepts Plea Deal For Drunken Driving

Vivica should know better. Hope I don't see her going off on one of her infamous tirades on anybody soon because that'd be kind of hypocritical after this incident. Would be kinda sad to know her fine ass was locked up tho', so I hope she learns from this.