Paris Hilton On Letterman 9/28/07

Dave grills the dumb slut about jail and you can tell she doesn't like it, like if there's anything else anybody would want to talk to her about. I have so much respect for Letterman after seeing this clip.

Patti LaBelle Goes Off On Fan

Wow, I haven't seen Patti LaBelle this mad since she played DeWayne Wayne's mom on "A Different World":

Is There A Hit On Kevin Federline?

Gee, who could possibly want to see K-Fed dead? The FBI going to have a rough time with this one.

So Far Kanye's Beating 50 Cent

50 only has himself to blame if he loses this one. His ego has long gotten way out of hand, G-Unit as a whole isn't near what it once was (save for Buck) and seriously, are we ever going to hear another M.O.P. album?

Jennifer Lopez Pregnant?

So says MediaTakeOut, but I wouldn't be surprised if Marc was still having trouble knockin' her up. I could see J.Lo making poor Marc kinda nervous in the sheets.

Salt-n-Pepa Reunion Show Coming Soon

One the most successful hip-hop groups of alltime makes a comeback. Well, maybe they do as apparently Salt has found God (kind of like Coco from SWV) while Pepa still parties. Good premise, I'll be sure to watch as the girls were one of my favorite rap groups growing up.

Foxy Brown Gets A Year In Jail

All I can say is it's about time. I mean it's not like Foxy didn't get plenty of chances already. Now Inga will have plenty of time to think about how sorry her life has become.

Halle Berry Is Knocked Up!

Well, good for Halle Berry! After all the crap Black guys have dealt her over the years, she deserves a chance at being happy . . . even if it's with a white dude.

Kim Kardashian Booed At Las Vegas Club

Whatever. I'm tired about reading about this slutty chick and her overrated ass.