Katy Perry Falls Down and Down and Down

The one-hit wonder (unless she makes another song about kissing girls again, of course) literally makes a fool of herself at some Latin awards show.

Kanye West Beats Up Photographer

Playing tough guy with a photographer? Wonder if he'll blame President Bush for this one too.

Don't Mess With Gary Coleman

Damn, apparently having parents who try to steal all your hard-earned loot growing up (not to mention dealing with all the drama that comes from being a former child star) can really scar you for life as Gary Coleman continues to make news for all the wrong reasons:

Actor Gary Coleman hit a pedestrian with his truck after arguing with him in a local bowling alley, police said.

Payson police Lt. Bill Wright said Colt Rushton and Coleman got into an argument in the early morning hours Saturday over pictures Rushton had taken of Coleman inside the bowling alley. He said the argument continued outside, and that Coleman hit Rushton and a car as he was backing out of a parking space.

Neither man was issued a citation, and Wright said it wasn't clear whether Coleman hit Rushton on purpose. He said neither man was giving authorities much information.

"We're currently trying to sort through those issues," Wright told the Deseret News of Salt Lake City. "We've been able to establish there was an argument between the two, due to pictures Rushton wanted to take. He took some of Gary Coleman, and (Coleman) wasn't happy about it."

Rushton was taken to a hospital and treated for minor injuries and released.

Porn Queen Chasey Lain Has Fallen On Hard Times

I remember the once beautiful Chasey Laine's cameo in Spike Lee's "He Got Game", a terrific scene in which Chasey played "Buffy" and got to show off her underrated acting skills instead of just boning some dude on camera for money (because that's what hookers do, right?). Well, thatwas many moons ago, now judging from this YouTube clip, it seems that poor Chasey, has surprisingly (shoot she looks like she might be on drugs!), fallen on some hard times, but perhaps there's a lesson this somewhere for all the poor, young, white trash out there considering a "career" in porn.

Is Denise Richards Using Her Kids?

All the evidence seems to be pointing in that direction:

Is Denise Richards using her children to boost ratings for her flagging reality show? It’s possible.

“She wants to continue using the kids and (ex-husband) Charlie (Sheen) for ratings, and Charlie is determined to stop it,” a Sheen insider told OK! magazine.

Richards apparently thinks that Sheen set the precedent for having the kids on TV since he had daughter Sam appear on “Two and a Half Men.” She feels that Sam and Lola can only make her show more interesting to watch.

The Sheen source argues that her logic is flawed: “But Sam was only 8 months old at the time, was in a baby basket, and presented as a character for exactly 39 seconds,” the source told the magazine. Since Richards’ rep issued the standard denials, we’ll have to wait it out to see what happens.

The kids are in therapy, Charlie Sheen is a racist and now this? Talk about drama, you just know these kids' future isn't shaping up to be too bright.

Naomi Campbell Sentenced to 200 Hours For Air Rage

Will this chick ever learn to control her now notorious temper:

The supermodel Naomi Campbell has been sentenced to 200 hours – five working weeks – of community service for kicking and spitting at police officers after going "berserk" on a plane.

A packed Uxbridge magistrates court heard the notoriously choleric model plead guilty yesterday to assaulting two constables. She also admitted screaming abuse at a British Airways captain, but said little else.

Campbell's punishment will include anything from clearing church yards of rubbish to repairing park benches and playground equipment. The task will no doubt be familiar: last March she spent five days mopping floors and scrubbing lavatories in New York's sanitation department after hitting her maid on the head with a mobile phone. She pleased the paparazzi by wearing a different designer costume every morning.

She just epitomizes the stereotype of the "Angry Black Woman", thank goodness she only dates white dudes.

Katherine Heigl: Certifed Bitch

Now Hollywood's biggest bitch is screaming about the quality of writers on her hit show "Grey's Anatomy":

One day after Grey's Anatomy's Katherine Heigl announced that she would drop out of this year's Emmy race, because "I do not feel I was given the material this season to warrant a nomination," a key show insider contacted EW.com to express regret that the actress publicly complained about the drama. “The show bent over backwards to accommodate her film schedule, and then she criticizes the show for lack of material?" the insider said. "It's an ungrateful slap in the face to the very writers responsible for her Emmy win in the first place.”

Heigl made the comments on June 12 after Gold Derbydiscovered the star's name was not on a list of Emmy contenders distributed by the Academy of Television Arts and Sciences. The omission was especially bizarre considering that Heigl won last year’s award for best supporting actress in a drama.

Critics jeered Heigl's performance early in the season, complaining about the romance between her character, Izzie, and George (T.R. Knight). But the actress shined in Grey's season finale when her character redeemed herself and her career at Seattle Grace.

This isn't the first time Heigl has publicly criticized the show that helped to make her a household name. Last year, the actress dropped out of salary renegotiations, reportedly because she felt the studio doesn't value her as much as it does her cohorts. ABC TV Studio fired back, insisting the Grey’s actress had been offered a substantial raise. Heigl has since received a salary bump.

Mind you, this is the same chick who said that Isiah Washington should just not speak in public anymore after she went on and on whining about his supposedly anti-gay treatment of her "best friend" and co-star TJ Knight. Well, maybe it's about time somebody slap her so she can wake up and take a piece of her own advice.

Foxy Brown Gets Off Easy

Amazing. Bitch gets "time served" for beating up some chick with a phone who dared to complain about her playing music too loud.

Assault Victim Suing Foxy Brown

About time one of these victims of Foxy Brown's ghetto rage step up to the plate and sue her dumb ass:

A Brooklyn woman who claims she was assaulted by Foxy Brown with a Blackberry cell phone has filed a lawsuit against the rapper.

As reported earlier, Arlene Raymond filed a complaint against Brown last year claiming that the Brooklyn bred rapper hit her in the face with a Blackberry cell phone during an argument.

Brown would turn herself in and would be charged with felony assault, menacing, harassment and criminal possession of a weapon. She would be released on $5,000 bail.

According to The New York Post, Raymond filed her suit against Brown yesterday (May 2) and is seeking unspecified damages.

Next up needs to be one of Busta's Rhymes many assault victims.

Britney Spears In Yet Another Auto Accident

Another reason why I think Britney asks for all the attention she gets. I mean seriously, like she can't afford to pay someone to drive her Starbucks everyday? Thank goodness no one was injured.

Kay Slay, Buffie The Body: Who Want Drama?

This is some funny shit!

Sean Young Enters Rehab

I had a huge crush on this chick ever since she was in "Stripes", but thank goodness I never got to make a move because she's definitely NUTS!!!