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Sleeping While Black

Here's some shocking footage of a Muslim dude on a SEPTA train in Philly using a hammer to beat the crap out of some dude who apparently had the audacity to be sleeping on the train. Mind you, this is AFTER the guy tells his son to have a seat nearby so he can get on with handling his business. Shame on the all the passengers on the train who did nothing but look on or get up and run while an innocent man is nearly beaten to death. Thankfully, crazy Muslim dude (whose been arrested for all sorts of stuff including rape) has been caught by the police.

Inventor of the Odorless Toilet Is A Genius

This could be the greatest invention since the remote control. Seriously.

CITRUS COUNTY -- It’s happened to all of us.

"I decided to go wash up, walked into a bathroom and somebody literally annihilated the bathroom," said inventor Robert smith.

But unlike most of us, Smith did more than hold his breath. He spent several years, countless hours and thousands of dollars to invent the odorless toilet.

"When you believe in something, you've got to give it your all," said Smith

The VIP odorless toilet installs the same as most standard toilets. Smith’s patented odor removal system fits in the back of the toilet and operates on 12 volts.

Before number two, you lift the handle up. That activates a small fan that through several holes in the bowl begins to suck the stink. The fan shuts off when you flush.

Smith said you don’t have to worry about germs or bacteria because they’re sucked down with the gas.

390-Pound Mother Arrested For Sitting On Son

The Subway Goddess of Chile

Looks like she puts on a good show, but I wouldn't wanna be touching that pole after her vagina's done been rubbing all up and down it.