Eddie Murphy To Give Up Acting???

Makes sense to me, he's paid out of his ass and if you really peeped his resume you'd find that half of his movies really sucked. Besides getting back into stand-up, maybe Eddie should get into producing comedy shows or do like American Idol and do a reality show based on finding the next, great comedian.

It's taken him a while to come to his senses, but Eddie Murphy's brain has clunked into action and let him know that he only makes shit films now and should return to stand-up.

He said: "I have close to 50 movies and it's like, why am I in the movies? I've done that part now. I'll go back to the stage and do standup."

Hopefully "Beverly Hills Cop 4" will be Eddie's swan song from acting.

Eddie Murphy Gets Hitched To Tracie Edmonds

No word yet if half of the 25 guests in attendance were Eddie's kids, but they do make for a good-looking couple.

Eddie Murphy Admits To Being A BabyDaddy

You just know Eddie's regretting getting with Scary Spice and now he has to pay the price. At least he's doing the right thing by taking responsibility for his 6th kid.

Eddie Murphy Is A BabyDaddy

I always believed Mel B.'s claims that Eddie was her babydaddy, but the more that comes out about her personal life, the more I can understand why Eddie wanted no part of this.

Scary Spice Demands That Eddie Murphy be Her BabyDaddy

I'm totally on Scary Spice's side when down it comes to Eddie Murphy allegedly being the father of her newborn kid, but you can't blame Eddie for frontin' too much as he does have 5 kids to feed. Of course, if a paternity test proves that the child is his, it's nice that Eddie has the lovely Tracey Edmonds to fall back on for comfort.

Mel B. Puts Eddie Murphy's Name On Kid's Birth Certificate

Mirror.UK.com:

SHE'S insisted that Eddie Murphy is the daddy and now a full-scale legal battle with Mel B looks imminent.

The former Spice Girl has put the actor's name on Fortuna Daphne Bay's birth certificate.
And she's adamant that a DNA test will prove that the 46-year-old Dreamgirls star is her new baby's dad.

Surely when it starts laughing outrageously and acting the ass, we'll all know the truth... A source said: "Mel has no doubt Eddie is the father and she wanted to make the point." However, even though Scary's hired a ridiculously expensive lawyer, friends say she doesn't want Murphy to have any part in her baby's life.

The source adds: "She doesn't want him involved because he has hurt her too much."

I believe Mel B. She never had a rep for being a slut and she'd look really stupid if it came off that she's lying.

Just when you thought that Eddie Murphy's "Norbit" was going to tank at the box office:

Eddie Murphy's latest comic creation, the forbidding big mama Rasputia, faced off against the young Hannibal Lecter at the North American boxoffice this past weekend and easily squashed the young serial killer.

"Norbit," a comedy directed by Brian Robbins in which Murphy, with lots of latex and costuming, plays three roles, grabbed $34.2 million as it set up shop in 3,136 theaters and collected a resounding $10,904 per theater. The PG-13-rated movie, a DreamWorks production released by Paramount Pictures, was Murphy"s 14th No. 1 opener and his second-biggest opening ever for a live-action film. Setting aside the "Shrek" animated movies, in which he voices the character of Donkey, Murphy's best live-action opening remains 2000's "Nutty Professor II: The Klumps," which bowed to $42.5 million. "Norbit" was still several notches above Murphy's last comic outing, 2003's "The Haunted Mansion," which debuted to $24.3 million.

While "Norbit" belongs in a different movie universe than the current musical "Dreamgirls," for which Murphy earned the respect of his peers in the form of an Academy Award nomination, it still appealed to many of his fans. Moviegoers surveyed by CinemaScore awarded the film an overall grade of B, with moviegoers under 18, which made up 28% of the sampling, the most enthusiastic as they graded it B+.

Wow! An amazing $34.2 million to score the top spot. Goes to prove that fat suits equal box office gold. Big Momma’s House 1 and 2, Tyler Perry’s Madea’s Family Reunion and The Nutty Professor all opened above $20 million.

So all you gotta do is put on a fat suit and you’ll be guaranteed a winner!