Wednesday, December 31, 2008

World Record Trampoline Dunk

On Japanese TV:



The look of concern by the audience is funny, either way somebody get this dude a contract.

Saturday, December 27, 2008

Free James Joseph Cialella!


It's literally the stuff that dreams are made of:
A man angry that a family was talking during a movie threw popcorn at the son and then shot the father in the arm, according to police in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania.

James Joseph Cialella, 29, was charged with attempted murder, aggravated assault and weapons violations, a police report said.

Cialella told the family sitting in front of him in the theater on Christmas Day to be quiet, police said.

An argument ensued while others at the Riverview Movie Theatre watched "The Curious Case of Benjamin Button," starring Brad Pitt and Cate Blanchett, The Philadelphia Inquirer reported.

Cialella then approached the family from the left side of the aisle and shot the father, who was not identified, as he was standing between Cialella and his family, according to the police report.

The victim was taken to Jefferson Hospital with a gunshot wound to his left arm, police said.

Cialella was carrying a Kel-Tec .380-caliber handgun clipped inside his sweatpants, police said. He was arrested and taken into custody.

Not that I'm not condoning this sort of thing, but count me as one of those who can't stand people who talk during movies. What with the price of movies these days, the last thing I want to hear is your dumb, annoying ass talking away during a movie that I'm trying to SEE and HEAR. And I'm one of those people who chatterers always seem to find and sit near. Lord knows I've thought about delivering a huge can of whup-ass to idiots who talk during films, but we all know that violence is never the answer....unless your James Joseph Cialella! If any good comes out of this (besides our hero finding a good lawyer and getting acquitted after he pleas that he shot the guy in a "crime of passion" or some other BS like that), it'll be future dumbasses thinking twice about yapping during a movie because now they might get shot.

Thursday, December 25, 2008

Laura Zuniga: Random Beauty of the Week


Not only is Laura Zuniga beautiful, but from the looks of it pretty dangerous! Zuniga was just arrested, along with suspected Mexican gang members, after they were all caught in a truck with a bunch of guns and ammunition. Who knows what the crew was up to, but we do know that Zuniga is from Sinaloa, home to a powerful drug cartel of the same name. Wow! And she's also a former pre-school teacher! Talk about excitement, this chick is definitely not to be played with.
From the looks of it Zuniga must be into bad dudes, but if you're say...a single parolee out there looking for love I'd proceed, but with extreme caution.

Sunday, December 21, 2008

Khloe Kardashian Hypocrite


Another Kardashian gets caught out there:

New PETA spokeswoman Khloe Kardashian has been caught fur-handed.

Recent photos of the reality star wearing fur earned her a boatload of internet criticism. In her blog, she says she wants to change her ways.

"As some of you might have seen today, there are several people who have taken to the web calling me a hypocrite and posting photos of me wearing fur," Kardashian wrote Wednesday. "The reason PETA approached me initially is because in my past I did wear fur, and they wanted to educate me on the brutal ways in which animals are skinned for their pelts."

Kardashian further explained that after watching PETA's video, she was horrified and decided to swear off fur. "The cruel treatment I saw had a great impact on me and I am deeply hurt that people are trying to criticize me for uneducated choices I made in my past that I now regret terribly. I have changed my ways and I hope that many other people will as well."

Yunno, if she just a nose job.....

Wednesday, December 17, 2008

Sunday, December 14, 2008

FOX News Exposes Nene From "Real Housewives Of Atlanta"



Damn! Guess all the rumors of her being a fraud are true. You just know Kim and Sheree are loving this.

Friday, December 12, 2008

Women Dressed Up In Zelda Gear


Somehow these outfits just don't turn me on. I'm sure they'll be a major hit in the lesbian community tho.

Wednesday, December 10, 2008

Olga Kurylenko: Random Beauty of the Week



Olga is a supermodel and the new Bond girl. From the looks of it she probably didn't need to audition much for the role.

Olga Kurylenko Online

Sunday, November 23, 2008

NJ School Trying To Fire Crystal Gunns


ABCNews.com:
An aide at a New Jersey elementary school and a local YMCA is described by one parent as "an excellent role model," but others say someone who played the roles the woman has shouldn't be working with young children.

It turns out that Louisa Tuck, a cafeteria and playground aide at D'Ippolito Elementary School in Vineland, N.J., used to be an adult film star who went by the name of Crystal Gunns.

She was hired as a part-time aide in June, but school officials learned about her past only recently.

When district officials found out, according to ABC News Philadelphia affiliate WPVI-TV, they talked to their lawyers about what they could do but they were told they didn't have any cause to fire her.

A district lawyer reportedly said that there was nothing illegal about Tuck's Web site, photo spreads and movies.

Nothing illegal? Anyone in New Jersey ever heard of child endangerment? I mean this woman is literally nude all over the internet. I'm all for anyone whose serious about making up for past mistakes, but if she's sincere why would she choose to work around kids?

Friday, November 21, 2008

Myanmar Court Gives Comedian 45 Years For Helping Cyclone Relief


AP:
Myanmar's courts continued a crackdown on activists Friday, handing out a 45-year prison sentence to a comedian who went to the delta to help cyclone victims and criticized the junta's slow relief response.

Comedian and activist Zarganar, whose birth name is Maung Thura, was among at least 100 people to receive sentences of two to 65 years since early November. Many of the trials were held in closed sessions, sometimes without defense lawyers or family present.

The military government's wave of harsh sentences has been condemned worldwide by Western governments and human rights groups. They contend that the sentences make a mockery of the ruling junta's professed plan to restore democracy with a 2010 election.

The government holds more than 2,100 political prisoners, up sharply from nearly 1,200 in June 2007 — before last year's pro-democracy demonstrations, according to international human rights groups.

Monks inspired and led protests that the army violently suppressed in September 2007. The authorities began their crackdown by raiding several monasteries in Yangon in the middle of the night and hauling away monks.

Damn, guess the next time I hear somebody complaining about free speech in this country I can send then a copy of this story.

Friday, November 14, 2008

The Baby Monitor iPhone


Neat:
Monitor your sleeping baby with this iPhone app. Simply place the iPhone near your sleeping baby, if it detects noise, it places a phone call to the number of your choice, you can then listen in for activity from your baby. Great for when you are on the go or traveling, no need to pack your regular baby monitor. One feature that makes this application exceptional is that the monitor has unlimited range!

Even use it to monitor when older kids arrive home from school, etc. The applications are unlimited. It also will detect if your baby picks up the phone. Great for curious toddlers that wake up from their nap without making noise. A fantastic value at only 99 cents.

(Via TUAW)

Sunday, November 9, 2008

Two Lame White Girls Speak On Barack



Maybe this will wake up some folks to the fact that just because we got a Black man as President-elect doesn't mean squat when it comes racist fucks this these two still burning inside with hate.